Rope Anniversary

(Technically, I'm a little early. The day itself is the 3rd of July, recorded verbally here and visually, above.)

Tesoro,

For demonstrating Newton's Third Law on my bratty self (it's why I do it, you know),
For Hot Pockets while I'm still fuzzy with endorphines,
For wrangling my little monster for an hour so I can enjoy a bath,
And for a double handful of other things, large and small,
Thank you.

Ti amo, baby.